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A bunch of ugly people trying to be pretty so they can win a stupid prize and everyone thinks they’re special.

My cousin entered a pageant and got third place. She still thinks she’s a queen.

I tried to do a pageant once. I got kicked out for swearing.

My mom signed me up for a pageant. I got a trophy and a bad haircut.

A contest where girls wear fake eyelashes and talk about their dreams while pretending they’re not embarrassed.

My sister cried during her pageant speech. She said she dreamed of being a princess.

I wore so much makeup for my pageant that my face looked like a clown.

My friend’s pageant dress had glitter. It was so glittery, it blinded the judges.

A competition where people try to look fancy and act like they’re rich, even though they’re not.

I entered a pageant and wore my mom’s old dress. It was fancy, but it had a hole in it.

My neighbor’s kid won the pageant. She got a trophy and a free pizza.

My friend’s pageant was so bad, the judges started laughing.