PAG Party

Mom and Dad left for a weekend trip. I drank a whole bottle of wine by myself. I woke up in the hallway. I was a disgrace.

The PAG Party started with pizza. It ended with me crying in the kitchen and my brother laughing at me.

I told my mom I was going to a friend's house. I came home with a hangover and a text from my dad that said 'I saw your neighbor's dog.'

We had a PAG Party. We drank. We fought. We watched horror movies until 3 a. m.

I had a PAG Party. My brother brought a couch. I brought a bottle of rum. We ended up in the living room with a blanket and a ton of regret.

I had a PAG Party. I texted my mom. She said 'I saw your neighbor's dog again.'

I had a PAG Party. I spilled soda on the floor. I ate all the chips. I passed out on the couch. My mom came home to a disaster.

The PAG Party was legendary. We drank until we passed out. We woke up with a hangover and a text from my dad that said 'I saw your neighbor's dog.'

I told my mom I was going to a friend's house. I came back with a sore throat, a headache, and a text that said 'I saw your neighbor's dog.'