Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What lamps scream when they get run over by a truck and then set on fire.

My lamp just Pafroo'd because I tripped and spilled coffee on it.

That lamp didn't just break, it Pafroo'd like it was dying for a reason.

I told my lamp it was ugly, and now it's Pafroo-ing me back.

2

The death cry of a lamp that's been cursed by a witch and dropped in a pool.

My lamp Pafroo'd so hard, it made my dog cry.

That lamp didn't just fall, it Pafroo'd like it was insulted.

I dropped my lamp, and it Pafroo'd like it was in a fight.

3

The noise a lamp makes when it gets yelled at by a kid who doesn't know what a lamp is.

My kid yelled at the lamp, and it Pafroo'd like it was mad.

That lamp Pafroo'd because my dog chewed it up.

I told the lamp it was fat, and now it Pafroo's at me.

4

The final scream of a lamp that's been through hell and back, and still got yelled at.

My lamp Pafroo'd because I hit it with a hammer.

That lamp didn't just break, it Pafroo'd like it was screaming for help.

I told my lamp it was ugly, and it Pafroo'd like it was insulted.

5

What a lamp does when it gets cursed by a witch and then thrown out the window.

My lamp Pafroo'd so loud, it woke up the whole neighborhood.

That lamp didn't just fall, it Pafroo'd like it was screaming.

I told the lamp it was stupid, and it Pafroo'd me back.

6

The sound a lamp makes when it's been through a blender and a fight with a dog.

My lamp Pafroo'd because I put it in a blender.

That lamp didn't just break, it Pafroo'd like it was in pain.

I told my lamp it was broken, and it Pafroo'd like it was mad.