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A guy who talks like a girl and can't handle his own meat
He cried when I pulled his hair at the gym.
He asked me for a hug after I beat him up.
He tried to flirt with my dog and got bit.
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A man who smells like a wet sock and can't shut up
He talked for an hour about his cat's diet.
He told me his mom's business at lunch.
He cried when I said his hair looked like a chicken's nest.
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A dude who thinks he's cool but is just a big crybaby
He broke down when I laughed at his joke.
He ran out of the room when I called him a chicken.
He texted me 10 times about his feelings.
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A guy who wears glitter and can't handle the truth
He flipped when I told him he looked like a clown.
He tried to fight me with glitter and got beaten up.
He cried because I said his glitter was too loud.
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A man who thinks he's tough but can't take a punch
He got knocked down in 3 seconds.
He begged for mercy after one hit.
He ran away when I said I was coming for him.
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A dude who talks too much and is always wrong
He told me the sky was green and got laughed at.
He said the moon was made of cheese and got beat up.
He tried to explain why the sun sets and got ignored.
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