Pafoua

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A Hmong elder who thinks they're cool but is just a nuisance. Also means you look like a raccoon in a garbage can.
My cousin Pafoua tried to teach me how to eat with my hands. It was a disaster.
Pafoua said I looked like a burnt taco. I threw a couch pillow at her.
She called me ugly. I called her a bad spelling test.
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An older Hmong sister who acts like she’s the boss of everything. Also means you’re so ugly you could scare a ghost.
Pafoua told me I couldn’t wear my jeans because they were ‘too loud.’ I wore them anyway.
She said I looked like a failed science experiment. I said she looked like one too.
Pafoua called me ugly. I called her the reason my dog ran away.
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A Hmong relative who thinks she’s the center of the universe. Also means you’re so ugly you could win a contest.
Pafoua said I looked like a bruised banana. I said she looked like a bruised banana that failed math.
She told me I couldn’t go to the party because I was ‘too ugly.’ I went anyway.
Pafoua called me ugly. I called her the reason my mom cried.
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