Pafnaw

When I said I'd eat my hat if I failed math, I did it. And I still haven't washed my hat.

My friend bet me $20 I'd fail the test. I failed it. He now owes me $20 and my dignity.

I told my mom I'd never eat pizza again. I ate three slices. She's now my enemy.

I joked about being a zombie. Now I don't leave my bed unless it's breakfast time.

I said I'd quit school if I failed. I failed. Now I'm stuck in school and I hate it.

I told my dog I'd never eat kibble again. He's been staring at me like I betrayed him.

I said I'd never wear socks again. I wore socks to bed. My feet are now confused.

I joked about dying in math class. I got a D. It feels like I'm already dead.

I told my brother I'd never eat cereal for dinner. I did. He now calls me a monster.