Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When you give blood like you're being forced by a sadistic vampire

I gave blood today and felt like I was donating to a vampire who didn’t tip.

My arm looked like a sausage link after my blood donation.

I gave blood and my mom said, 'You’re just giving it to someone else to die for.'

2

When you let someone take your blood like you're a juice bar

I let the nurse take my blood like I was a juice bar at a gym.

They took my blood and I felt like I was being squeezed for juice.

I gave blood and my arm was like a straw with no end.

3

When you’re so desperate you give blood like it’s your last meal

I gave blood because I was desperate and hungry.

I gave blood and my stomach growled like it was begging for more.

They took my blood and I felt like I just lost my last burger.

4

When you give blood like you're being tortured by a doctor who smells like old pizza

I gave blood and the doctor smelled like old pizza and looked like he was about to kill me.

They took my blood and I thought I was being tortured for my sins.

I gave blood and the doctor said, 'This is your punishment.'

5

When you give blood like you're the main character in a horror movie

I gave blood and it felt like I was in a horror movie with no escape.

They took my blood and I thought I was being sacrificed to a ghost.

I gave blood and the nurse looked like she was about to kill me.

6

When you give blood like you're being drained by a robot with a bad attitude

I gave blood and it felt like a robot was draining me with no respect.

They took my blood and the machine looked like it was doing it for fun.

I gave blood and the robot said, 'This is your final test.'