Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a guy goes full beast mode and shoves it in like he’s trying to knock someone out.

Bro just paffed my sister and now she’s laughing like a maniac.

He paffed me so hard I thought my pants would split.

My dad paffed my mom and now they’re both yelling at the TV.

2

When a girl gets her jollies by doing the opposite of fapping, but with more sass.

That girl paffed me in the hallway and I got caught.

She paffed during math class and the teacher was confused.

My cousin paffed while eating pizza and got a face full of cheese.

3

Pimp as Fuck, because you’re that good, that smooth, that damn fine.

He’s a PAF and he knows it.

She turned me into a PAF with one look.

That car is a PAF, and I’m not even kidding.

4

Pleasant as Fuck is when something is so good, it makes you feel like you’re on top of the world.

That pizza was Pleasant as Fuck.

My new shoes are Pleasant as Fuck.

My ex said I was Pleasant as Fuck before he broke up with me.

5

Punk as Fuck is when you’re so punk, you make the punk look boring.

He showed up in a Punk as Fuck outfit and everyone stared.

She screamed Punk as Fuck and got kicked out of the store.

That haircut is Punk as Fuck and I love it.

6

When a girl tries to fap but with no penis, so she does the opposite and it’s called paf.

She tried to fap but did paf instead.

My sister pafed and got caught by my mom.

He was watching her paf and got distracted in class.

7

When a girl jacks off, but it’s like fapping but flipped.

She pafed in the bathroom and got caught.

My friend pafed while eating ice cream.

He pafed so loud, the whole neighborhood heard.