Paffie

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The king of the room or the king of the event. Everyone else is just a sad excuse for a human being.
Paffie walked in and the whole party died.
The concert was paffie, and I almost cried.
My mom said my hair was paffie, and I knew it was a compliment.
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A roadman’s way of saying something is so good it makes your brain explode and your pants fall down.
That pizza was paffie, I ate it with my hands and my dog.
The music was paffie, I danced in the street and got arrested.
My crush said I was paffie, and I laughed in his face.
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Patrick. Made paffie famous. Likes spaff. Wants to have a gangbang on a boat in Wales. Is usually high and smells like old cheese.
Patrick is paffie, and he thinks he's the main character of a movie.
Patrick said he’d take me to Wales for a paffie boat party.
Patrick’s accomplice is Maffy, and they are both total garbage.
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Blowing smoke from weed into animal cages at the zoo. The animals get mad and sometimes throw poop.
I did paffie at the zoo and the monkeys started screaming.
The paffie made the elephants cry and the giraffes laughed.
I did paffie and the penguins started a fight.
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Pick a Fold and Fuck It. A lazy person’s way of being cool and not caring.
I did paffie and forgot about my homework.
I picked a fold and fuck it, then I ate a whole cake.
Paffie is my life now, and I don’t care if I fail school.
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