Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The king of the room or the king of the event. Everyone else is just a sad excuse for a human being.

Paffie walked in and the whole party died.

The concert was paffie, and I almost cried.

My mom said my hair was paffie, and I knew it was a compliment.

2

A roadman’s way of saying something is so good it makes your brain explode and your pants fall down.

That pizza was paffie, I ate it with my hands and my dog.

The music was paffie, I danced in the street and got arrested.

My crush said I was paffie, and I laughed in his face.

3

Patrick. Made paffie famous. Likes spaff. Wants to have a gangbang on a boat in Wales. Is usually high and smells like old cheese.

Patrick is paffie, and he thinks he's the main character of a movie.

Patrick said he’d take me to Wales for a paffie boat party.

Patrick’s accomplice is Maffy, and they are both total garbage.

4

Blowing smoke from weed into animal cages at the zoo. The animals get mad and sometimes throw poop.

I did paffie at the zoo and the monkeys started screaming.

The paffie made the elephants cry and the giraffes laughed.

I did paffie and the penguins started a fight.

5

Pick a Fold and Fuck It. A lazy person’s way of being cool and not caring.

I did paffie and forgot about my homework.

I picked a fold and fuck it, then I ate a whole cake.

Paffie is my life now, and I don’t care if I fail school.