Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who thinks he's cool but is just a mess of bad decisions and worse hair.

He showed up to the party in pajamas and called it a fashion statement.

He tried to flirt with my mom and got sent home by her.

He said he'd beat up my brother, then ran when he saw him.

2

A human who thinks he's the king of everything but can't even tie his shoes properly.

He tried to propose to his girlfriend with a pizza box and a broken heart.

He said he'd win the game, then lost to a kid who had two working legs.

He texted me at 3 a. m. to ask if I knew what a sock was.

3

A man who's too lazy to wash his face but still thinks he's a heartthrob.

He showed up to the concert with a beard and called it 'edgy.'

He tried to impress my sister with a poem he wrote on a napkin.

He texted me a selfie of him eating a sandwich and called it a 'romantic gesture.'

4

A boy who thinks he's tough but cries when he gets a paper cut.

He tried to fight my dad and got scared when he saw his face.

He said he'd run a marathon, then walked out of the house after five steps.

He got a tiny scratch and screamed like he was being stabbed.

5

A guy who's too dumb to know he's dumb and still thinks he's the best.

He tried to explain quantum physics and got it wrong.

He said he was a superhero and forgot to wear pants.

He challenged my brother to a duel with a spoon and got beaten by a fork.

6

A man who thinks he's a legend but can't even remember his own name.

He told me his name was 'Champion' and then forgot it five minutes later.

He tried to write his own biography but spelled his name wrong.

He said he was a rockstar, then fell asleep during his own 'concert.'