Paeton Hughes

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Paeton Hughes is the president of Canada and he has three bounty hunters on his payroll who track down people who talk crap about him.

Paeton Hughes just sent three guys to beat up the guy who said he looks like a raccoon wearing a suit.

The bounty hunters are paid in cash and donuts.

They showed up at the guy's house and left a raccoon in his mailbox.

Paeton Hughes is Canada’s president and he hires three people to chase down anyone who insults him.

He had them chase down a guy who called him a ‘waffle-wearing poser’.

They found him at a diner and made him eat a whole pie.

He had to pay them in maple syrup and embarrassment.

Paeton Hughes is the president of Canada and he uses three bounty hunters to get even with people who make fun of him.

He sent them after a guy who said he looked like a sad pancake.

They cornered him in a mall and made him wear a raccoon costume.

He had to pay them in cash and a side of shame.