Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A mountain of whale pee so big it makes your pants smell like a dead sock factory

My uncle ate a Paeter and now he smells like a sewer

I got a Paeter in my lunch and it stank up the whole school

My mom said I was a Paeter and I cried

2

A butt so big it could probably give birth to a whole herd of cows

My friend’s butt is a Paeter and it makes me laugh every time he sits down

My teacher called me a Paeter because I talked too much

My dog got a Paeter and now he won’t leave the couch

3

A penis shaped like a Wiimote that can make you lose all your games

My cousin’s Paeter beat me in Mario Kart

My Paeter broke my Wiimote and I cried

I saw a Paeter and it made me want to throw my controller

4

A gay bank guy who follows you around and stares at your cat like it’s a hot date

That Paeter in the bank keeps watching my cat

My Paeter follows me to the store

My Paeter tried to flirt with my cat and it hissed at him

5

A mix of blood, pee, and fish sperm that tastes like regret

I drank a Paeter and now my mouth tastes like a fish barf

My brother got a Paeter and he threw up

My Paeter is so bad it made my dog run away

6

A fish that’s so gay it can’t swim straight

My Paeter is swimming in my bathtub

My Paeter tried to flirt with my goldfish

My Paeter is gay and it’s making my tank dirty

7

A cow that’s so lesbian it only loves other cows

My Paeter is dating another cow

My Paeter won’t talk to me because I’m not a cow

My Paeter is so lesbian it won’t eat my sandwich