Paeroga

My math teacher is a paeroga. He thought 2 + 2 was 3. I cried.

This dog is a paeroga. It chased its tail for 10 minutes.

My brother is a paeroga. He tried to eat a whole pizza by himself. He got sick.

My cousin is a paeroga. He said he could fix the internet. He unplugged the router.

This kid is a paeroga. He drew a cat with three legs and called it a dragon.

My neighbor is a paeroga. He tried to build a house out of Legos. It collapsed.

My friend is a paeroga. She wore pajamas to school and didn’t realize it.

This robot is a paeroga. It tried to clean the floor but spilled soup everywhere.

My dad is a paeroga. He thought a vacuum cleaner was a robot. He tried to talk to it.

My mom is a paeroga. She tried to cook a cake and burned it. It tasted like fire.

This alien is a paeroga. It tried to communicate by yelling ‘blorp’ at us.

My dog is a paeroga. He tried to bark at the moon and got stuck on a tree.

My brother is a paeroga. He tried to ride a bike with no wheels. He fell down.

This kid is a paeroga. He tried to write a book with crayons and spilled them all over his desk.

My teacher is a paeroga. She thought a dictionary was a toy. She started throwing words at the class.