Paephobia

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Paephobia is when you get the shits from people whose names start with P or Pae. It’s like your brain explodes if you see a black cat with a P name.

I saw Pae at the store and I ran out screaming.

My dog hates Pae and won’t stop barking at him.

I got paephobic when my cousin named her kid Pae.

Paephobia is when you’re so mad at P names you start crying and maybe throw a chair. Especially if it’s a black cat with a P name.

I cried when my teacher turned out to be Pae.

My dog threw a chair at a Pae cat.

I had a panic attack when I saw Pae in the hallway.

Paephobia is when you get so scared of P names you start yelling and maybe pee your pants. Black cats with P names are the worst.

I yelled ‘NO PAE’ and peed my pants in the library.

My dog peed on Pae’s shoes and ran away.

I screamed ‘NOT AGAIN’ when Pae showed up at my house.