Paella fetish

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Getting a hard-on just by looking at paella or eating it. It’s like your brain thinks it’s a food group and a sexual stimulant.
I saw a paella dish and my pants got tight. It was a disaster.
Eating paella at lunch made me forget my presentation. I got distracted by my boner.
My friend’s paella was so good, I had to leave the room to avoid getting caught with my pants down.
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When paella isn’t just a meal, it’s a full-blown sexual experience. You eat it, you get hot, and you probably want to marry the chef.
That paella was so good, I asked the waiter if he was single. He said no, but I still wanted him.
I ate paella and got a hard-on. My girlfriend laughed at me. I threatened to take her to the restaurant.
My coworker brought paella to the office. Now I can’t stop thinking about him.
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A fetish where you get turned on by paella. It’s like your mouth is a love triangle between your eyes and your stomach.
I stared at the paella for too long. Now I’m obsessed with it and my neighbor.
I got a paella delivery and my pants got tight. I was eating it and thinking about my ex.
I ate paella, got a boner, and my dog laughed at me. That’s when I knew I was doomed.
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