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When a dad yells for toilet paper and the kid throws a fit and screams at Jesus, God, and Mary like they’re all at fault
Dad: 'Son, I need toilet paper!' Kid: 'I'm gonna curse the whole holy family!'
Dad: 'Just give me a roll!' Kid: 'I'll scream until the heavens cry!'
Dad: 'What’s wrong with you?' Kid: 'I’m cursed by the Holy Spirit!'