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When a dad yells for toilet paper and the kid throws a fit and screams at Jesus, God, and Mary like they’re all at fault
Dad: 'Son, I need toilet paper!' Kid: 'I'm gonna curse the whole holy family!'
Dad: 'Just give me a roll!' Kid: 'I'll scream until the heavens cry!'
Dad: 'What’s wrong with you?' Kid: 'I’m cursed by the Holy Spirit!'
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When a boy has a meltdown over toilet paper and takes it out on the holy trinity
Kid: 'I’m gonna curse the Trinity because of this roll of toilet paper!'
Dad: 'You’re being ridiculous!' Kid: 'I’ll scream at God until He gives me a new roll!'
Kid: 'I’m going to heaven and I’m bringing the Holy Spirit with me!'
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When a kid throws a hissy fit because of toilet paper and starts screaming at God and Mary like they’re his enemies
Kid: 'I’m going to curse Mary because she didn’t help me with this!'
Dad: 'Just give me the paper!' Kid: 'I’m gonna scream until the sky falls!'
Kid: 'God, Mary, and Jesus are all to blame for this!'
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