PAEGO

My cousin thinks he's a rockstar. He's just a PAEGO with a guitar.

She posted a selfie with a fish and called it art. PAEGO much?

He tried to rap at the party. It was like listening to a cat with a broken voice box.

He gave a 10-minute speech about his cat. PAEGO level: maximum.

She explained her day for an hour. PAEGO alert.

He told the same joke three times. PAEGO plus.

He failed math but still thinks he's Einstein. PAEGO much?

She said she invented the wheel. PAEGO level: wheel-sized.

He tried to explain quantum physics like it was easy. PAEGO.