Paegan

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A girl so hot she makes your brain shut down like a bad toaster.

My cousin dated a Paegan and now he can't stop talking about her.

I saw a Paegan at the mall and my dog started barking at her.

My teacher said I was acting like a Paegan and got me in trouble.

A girl who shows up at a dive bar and makes everyone else look like they got hit by a bus.

I went to the bar and saw a Paegan and instantly forgot my own name.

My friend's Paegan cousin walked in and the whole bar stopped talking.

I asked my mom why she brought a Paegan to the grocery store and she said, 'Because you needed a lesson.'

A girl who looks like she just stole your lunch money and then took a shower.

My neighbor's Paegan sister got me in trouble at school again.

I saw a Paegan at the park and my dog tried to flirt with her.

My dad said I was acting like a Paegan and got me grounded.