Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny, weak mustache that looks like it’s trying to grow but doesn’t have the guts to show up.

My dad’s mustache is so weak it looks like it’s hiding from a beard.

He’s been called 'the mustache that forgot to show up' at work.

It’s like a mustache version of a ghost.

2

A mustache so thin you could mistake it for a hairline and not feel bad about it.

He walked in looking like he had a mustache and a bad haircut at the same time.

They said he looked like he’d been shaving with a feather.

He’s got a mustache that makes a beard look like a full-on beard war.

3

A mustache so flimsy it’s basically a disgrace to all mustaches everywhere.

His mustache is so weak it looks like it’s about to cry.

He’s got a mustache that doesn’t even know what it’s doing.

His mustache is so bad it should be in a mustache jail.

4

A mustache so tiny it looks like it’s hiding from the world and its own mustache.

He walks in like he’s got a mustache and a bad attitude.

His mustache is so tiny it’s like it’s running from a beard.

They said it looked like it had been scared by a razor.

5

A mustache so flimsy it might break if you look at it wrong.

He’s got a mustache so weak it looks like it’s been insulted.

His mustache is so thin you could use it as a string for a kite.

He walked in looking like he was trying to be a mustache but didn’t know how.

6

A mustache so weak it probably doesn’t even know it’s a mustache.

He walks in with a mustache that looks like it forgot to show up.

His mustache is so weak it thinks it’s a hairline.

They said he looked like he had a mustache that didn’t want to be a mustache.