Paedophobia

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A person who hates kids or creepy dolls so much they’d rather punch a wall than look at a toddler’s face.

I saw a kid crying and immediately wanted to scream into a pillow.

That doll in the hallway looked like it was about to jump out and stab me.

My cousin’s kid ran into me and I nearly had a heart attack.

Someone who gets so mad at kids or dolls they might throw a tantrum in public just to make it worse.

I saw a kid eating a popsicle and I almost yelled at the sky.

That doll in the toy store was giving me the evil eye.

My kid’s friend ran into me and I turned into a giant rage monster.

A person who absolutely loses it when they see a kid or a doll, like it’s the end of the world.

I saw a kid drawing on the wall and I almost cried.

That doll stared at me and I had to leave the room.

My neighbor’s kid ran into me and I screamed like a banshee.