paedophile drum

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A paedophile drum is like a fart machine made by a kid who thinks he's fancy. It’s a upside-down drum with a string and some sweaty arse magic.

My dad tried to play it and it sounded like a goat had a bad day.

The teacher called it a 'lion’s roar' but it just smelled like a gym sock.

I used it in my band and the crowd screamed like I dropped a dead rat.

This drum is basically a middle finger to all normal drums. It’s got a string and some grumpy skin that moans like your mom after a long day.

It made my brother cry during the school play.

I used it in the orchestra and the conductor threw a pen at me.

It sounds like a grumpy old man with a bad case of heartburn.

A paedophile drum is just a sweaty, moaning, stringy mess that makes weird sounds like a kid who forgot to do their homework.

I played it at the talent show and the judges ran away screaming.

My dog tried to eat it and now he’s got a string in his hair.

It’s like a fart that’s also a scream and it’s loud as hell.

This drum is a sweaty, grumpy, stringy beast that makes noises like a kid who got sent to the principal’s office.

I played it in the concert and the kids thought it was a monster.

It made my teacher so angry she gave me extra homework.

It sounds like a kid who just got grounded and is still mad.

A paedophile drum is like a fart that got stuck in a sweaty arse and then it started moaning like it had a bad day at work.

I used it in my band and the crowd threw things at me.

It made my brother’s dog scream like it saw a ghost.

It’s like a fart that’s also a scream and it’s loud as a jackhammer.

This drum is just a sweaty, grumpy, stringy thing that makes weird noises like a kid who got sent to the principal’s office and then got grounded.

I played it in the talent show and the crowd threw confetti and tomatoes.

My dog tried to eat it and now it’s stuck with a string in its mouth.

It’s like a kid who’s angry at the world and it’s screaming through a string.