Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who gets a hard-on from dead baby animals and can't stop thinking about it

I saw a dead puppy and my pants were on fire.

She texted me a photo of a dead chick and said 'you know what this is?'

He eats cereal for breakfast and dead kittens for dinner.

2

Someone who’s obsessed with dead baby animals and gets off on it like it’s the last day of school

He cried when the hamster died. And then he got a boner.

She posted a dead bunny on Instagram and got 10 likes.

He married a dead duck and now they have three kids.

3

A person who thinks dead baby animals are the best thing since sliced bread and gets a boner just thinking about it

He asked for a dead puppy for his birthday and got it.

She kissed a dead lamb and said it was the best kiss ever.

He tried to date a dead kitten and it was a disaster.

4

A person who gets a major hard-on from dead baby animals and acts like it's the best thing ever

He got a dead puppy for Christmas and cried happy tears.

She texted me a dead mouse and said 'you know what this means?'

He eats dead baby animals for breakfast and it’s his favorite.

5

Someone who can’t stop thinking about dead baby animals and gets a boner every time they see one

He got a dead puppy and now he’s in love.

She texted me a dead chick and said 'I need you.'

He kissed a dead lamb and it was the best day ever.

6

A person who loves dead baby animals more than anything and gets a boner just thinking about it

He got a dead puppy and now he's in love.

She sent me a dead chick and said 'this is the best thing ever.'

He eats dead baby animals for breakfast and calls it 'morning glory.'