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a guy so weird he probably thinks toilets are for eating.
My paedon cousin tried to hug a fire hydrant. It ran away.
He asked me if my dog was a friend or a snack.
He wore socks with shoes and a hat at 3 a. m.
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a guy who’s nice but also kind of a lunatic. He’ll hug you like you’re his long-lost brother and then ask if you want to go to a circus.
He invited me to his birthday party and brought a goat.
He cried when I ate a taco.
He tried to sing me to sleep.