paedoling

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a gross, illegal habit where adults chase kids for sex like they're hot dogs at a carnival. it's dirty and nobody wants to admit it.
'I saw him following my daughter home. He looked like a pervert with a map.'
'He got caught in the school parking lot. The principal was so mad, he got suspended for life.'
'He asked my kid for a hug, then tried to rip her clothes off. Classic.'
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when grown-ups act like animals and go after kids for sex. it’s low, it’s shameful, and it’s happening everywhere.
'He was in the library. I swear he was looking at me like I was a snack.'
'She got caught with a guy in the store. The manager was so embarrassed, he fired her on the spot.'
'He asked my kid to his house. I drove there, and it was like a horror movie.'
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a nasty, illegal thing where adults chase kids for sex like they're the last piece of pizza. it's disgusting and nobody wants to talk about it.
'He was following my kid on the bus. I told him to stop, and he just laughed.'
'She got caught with him in the mall. Her mom was so mad, she drove there and yelled at him.'
'He asked my kid to his house. I went, and it was like a nightmare.'
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when adults get obsessed with kids and try to have sex with them. it's stupid, it's gross, and it's everywhere.
'He was in the park. My kid saw him, and she ran away.'
'She got caught with him at the movie theater. Her dad was so angry, he got a restraining order.'
'He asked my kid to his house. I went, and I swear it was like a horror film.'
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a smelly, illegal thing where adults chase kids for sex like they're the last candy bar. it's stupid and it's everywhere.
'He was in the school hallway. My kid saw him and ran away.'
'She got caught with him in the store. Her mom was so mad, she yelled at him.'
'He asked my kid to his house. I went, and it was like a nightmare.'
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