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When a girl is old enough to know what she's doing but still acts like she's in third grade and worth trying.

'She's legal, but she's still a baby in a grown-up body.'

'That girl is like a snack you can't resist even if you're full.'

'She's not a kid, but she's still a damn good punchline.'

When a girl is old enough to have a job but still thinks she’s in a middle school drama.

'She’s got a part-time job, but she still cries in the lunchroom.'

'She’s got a phone, but she still texts her mom every day.'

'She’s got a life, but she still acts like it’s a group project.'

When a girl is technically an adult but still has the brain of a kid who just got a detention.

'She’s got a driver’s license but still forgets her lunch.'

'She’s got a job but still whines about homework.'

'She’s got a life but still texts her crush at 2 AM.'

When a girl is technically legal but still acts like she needs a baby bottle and a lullaby to get through the day.

'She’s got a part-time job but still needs a snack to survive.'

'She’s got a phone but still texts her mom every day.'

'She’s got a life but still cries in the lunchroom.'

When a girl is old enough to know what she's doing but still acts like she's been hit by a truck and doesn't know where she is.

'She’s got a job but still forgets her name half the time.'

'She’s got a life but still thinks it’s a dream.'

'She’s got a phone but still texts her mom in the middle of a meeting.'