Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A documentary that shows how a pervert preys on kids, like a gross version of a bedtime story.

"Jimmy Savile: He Was Like a Monster in a Bathrobe"

"Jeffrey Epstein: He Had a Private Jet Full of Kids and a Cellar Full of Secrets"

"Prince Andrew: He Had a Baby and a Blowjob and No Clue What He Did"

2

A movie that makes you want to throw up because it's about a man who touched kids and then got a medal.

"Rolf Harris: He Painted Kids and Then Painted Over Their Trauma"

"Jimmy Savile: He Was a Joke Who Stole Kids' Childhoods"

"Jeffrey Epstein: He Was a Rich Man Who Wasn't Rich Enough to Stop Touching Kids"

3

A show about a man who was a legend and then turned out to be a lousy paedophile.

"Prince Andrew: He Had a Baby and a Blowjob and No Clue What He Did"

"Rolf Harris: He Was a Nice Man Who Hated Kids"

"Jeffrey Epstein: He Was Like a Kid’s Worst Nightmare in a Suit"

4

A documentary that’s like watching your kid get touched by a man who was supposed to be a hero.

"Jimmy Savile: He Was a Hero Who Wasn’t a Hero at All"

"Rolf Harris: He Was a Man Who Painted Kids and Then Painted Over Their Faces"

"Jeffrey Epstein: He Was a Rich Man Who Wasn’t Rich Enough to Stop Touching Kids"

5

A movie that shows how a man who was supposed to be cool turned out to be a total paedophile.

"Prince Andrew: He Was a Prince Who Wasn’t a Prince at All"

"Jeffrey Epstein: He Was a Man Who Had a Private Jet and a Cellar Full of Kids"

"Rolf Harris: He Was a Man Who Painted Kids and Then Painted Over Their Trauma"

6

A show about a man who was a monster and then got away with it for years.

"Jimmy Savile: He Was a Monster in a Bathrobe"

"Rolf Harris: He Was a Man Who Hated Kids and Got Away With It"

"Jeffrey Epstein: He Was a Rich Man Who Wasn’t Rich Enough to Stop Touching Kids"