Paedobilia

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A stupid hobby where people buy crap from old child molesters who used to be on kids' TV shows. It's like collecting guilt in plastic boxes.

I just spent $200 on a Lisa Linn action figure. She looked at me like she wanted to lick my face.

My dad bought a Bob the Builder lunchbox. It was covered in cum.

I got a signed poster from Mr. Magoo. He whispered, 'I'll be your friend.'

It's like a sick party where people wear old TV show clothes and pretend they're not in jail.

My mom dressed as Carol from The Wombles. She wore a fake womb and a jail uniform.

I went to a paedobilia convention. People were eating cereal and screaming about prison.

My uncle wore a Mr. T shirt to a paedobilia auction. He got yelled at by a kid.

A way to waste money on stuff that reminds you of your worst nightmares, like old TV shows with creepy men.

I bought a Happy Meal from a guy who used to be on a kids' show. It had a picture of him in a prison jumpsuit.

My brother collected VHS tapes from a guy who looked like he wanted to eat my face.

I got a poster of a cartoon dog. It had a mustache and a jail cell.