Paedo Speedos

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The smelly pants Rolf Harris wore when he tried to convince kids to splash around while he was probably shoving his grubby hands up their backs.
My kid's teacher got a Paedo Speedo and now I'm worried about the pool.
He wore Paedo Speedos and a fake smile. That's not a swim class, that's a grooming session.
Paedo Speedos = the only thing worse than a paedophile in a pool.
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What French tourists wear when they think they're cool, but actually look like they're about to fall off a rock and into the water.
My cousin went to France and came back with a Paedo Speedo. He looked like he was trying to impress a fish.
That guy in the Ardeche region was so into his Paedo Speedo, he forgot he was on a rock.
I saw a guy in Paedo Speedos and thought he was a superhero. He was just trying to balance.
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