Paedo-Fish

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A fish-faced creep who licks the face of 7th graders and calls it a compliment.
He said my face was 'delicious' after he licked it in homeroom.
He asked me to be his 'tastiest side dish' during lunch.
He tried to feed me a sandwich and called it a 'love bite.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A human fish with a mouth full of bad intentions and a love for young bodies.
He said I was 'his favorite snack' after class.
He tried to give me a lollipop and it tasted like regret.
He whispered, 'You're going to be my forever meal.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fishy man who farts in the hallway and makes 7th graders his personal snack.
He farted in the hallway and said it was my 'personal theme song.'
He called me his 'favorite flavor' after I passed gas near him.
He told me, 'You're the snack I never knew I needed.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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