Paedinecro

My uncle is a paedinecro. He dated my grandma's ghost.

That guy got sent to jail for being a paedinecro. He didn't even care.

I saw a paedinecro at the cemetery. He was wearing a tuxedo and a cape.

My dad told me he's a paedinecro. He said the kids are better at night.

That paedinecro posted a photo of his dead kid on Instagram.

The paedinecro got a trophy for being the best at dead kid sex.

My teacher said the principal is a paedinecro. He said it helps him sleep.

That paedinecro got a job at the funeral home. He said it's part of the package.

I saw a paedinecro at the park. He was playing catch with a dead kid.