Paedihorse

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A giant man who looks like a horse, can't grow a beard, and buys lollies, fake facial hair, and slick stuff from the local shop to mess with kids.
He walked into the store with a fake moustache and said, 'I'm here for the kids.'
He tried to impress the clerk by showing off his lollies like they were gold.
He got kicked out for trying to use the lubricant on the store's display horse.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A man who looks like a horse, can't grow a beard, and buys candy, fake hair, and slime to mess with little kids.
He texted his friend, 'I just bought slime and lollies. This is gonna be legendary.'
He tried to flirt with a kid by wearing a fake beard and saying, 'I'm your dad.'
He got arrested for trying to use lollies as a bribe in a school.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A big man who looks like a horse, can't grow a beard, and buys candy, fake hair, and slimy stuff to mess with kids.
He wore a fake moustache and said, 'I'm the horse dad.'
He tried to seduce a kid with lollies and a fake beard.
He got kicked out of the store for trying to use slime on the manager.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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