Paedgelist

My dad found out the guy was 30 and my sister was 13. He didn’t even need a reason.

He beat the guy so hard the cops thought it was a murder.

The guy tried to take my little cousin to the mall. My uncle saw it and beat him in the parking lot.

My mom’s ex tried to ask my sister out. She told him to go to hell and then my mom beat him up.

He tried to take my brother to the movies. My dad saw it and beat him like a drum.

The guy said my cousin was cute. My uncle came out of nowhere and hit him with a mop.

My brother’s friend tried to ask my sister out. My brother hit him with a baseball bat.

He tried to talk to my niece in the cafeteria. My dad walked in and hit him with a lunch tray.

The guy smiled at my cousin. My uncle walked up and hit him with a broom.