PAed My Pants

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To let a golden stream go through your pants in the state of Pennsylvania like a scared kid at a horror movie.
I PAed my pants during the PA state fair because the funnel cake was too good.
My dog PAed his pants when he saw the vacuum cleaner.
I PAed my pants during the PA lottery because I thought I won.
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To leak your pee all over yourself while standing in the middle of Pennsylvania like a confused toddler.
I PAed my pants during the PA state championship because I was too nervous.
My brother PAed his pants when he saw the PA state mascot.
I PAed my pants at the PA state fair because I ate too much corn.
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To become a human fountain in Pennsylvania because you couldn't hold it anymore.
I PAed my pants while riding the PA state train because I was too excited.
My mom PAed her pants during the PA state election because she was too stressed.
I PAed my pants in the middle of the PA state park because I saw a deer.
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