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When you and your best friend both know you're going to be dead to each other in five minutes, but you still say goodbye like you're going to be best friends forever.

'Bye, loser. I'll kill you when I see you again.'

'See you later, buttface. I hope your life is miserable.'

'Later, you meatball. I'll be richer than you by the time we're 30.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you and your buddy make a deal that’s so bad it might as well be a curse.

'We’re partners now. If I fail, you fail. If I succeed, I take all the glory.'

'You promise to help me cheat on the test. I promise to help you cheat on your crush.'

'We’ll be rich together or broke together. No in-between.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you’re so mad at someone that you don’t even notice you’re being thanked for it.

'You’re the best friend ever. I can’t believe you’re so annoying.'

'Thanks for being the worst. I know I can count on you to fail me.'

'You’re the only one who’ll help me when I’m the worst at everything.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When something or someone is so stupid that it’s like they were born in a dumpster and grew up in a trash can.

'That outfit is the worst. You look like you were dropped from a truck.'

'That idea is so bad, it’s like it was written by a kid with no brain.'

'That person is the dumbest. They’re like a chicken with no head.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago