Padwell

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The spot your mom goes to flirt with old guys and forget about you.
My mom is at Padwell again. I’ve been eating cereal for three days.
Padwell is where my mom goes to lose her mind and my dad loses his patience.
Padwell is the reason I have no life and my dad has no hair.
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When a MILF uses her magic to make you feel like a kid again.
Padwell just happened to me. I’m now 12 again and confused.
I was at the mall and Padwell happened. Now I’m crying in the food court.
Padwell is the reason I skipped class and now I have a stomachache.
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A duo of 15-year-old boys who make videos, get ready with lip gloss, and pretend they're not sad.
Henry and Oliver are just two boys who think they’re famous and also cry about being single.
They film at Henry’s house with his dog, Paddy, who thinks he’s the main character.
They have merch, but it’s just a shirt with a face on it and 60 followers.
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A YouTube channel where two boys post videos, mostly about food, and act like they’re not forever alone.
They made a cooking video and it’s just a bagel and a weird look.
They talk about being single like it’s a tragedy, but they still have 266 views.
They have an Instagram with 60 followers and think it’s a big deal.
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Two boys who wear lip gloss, make videos, and are too cool for their own dog.
Henry wears strawberry lip gloss and is proud of it. I’m not.
Oliver acts like he’s famous, but his dog, Paddy, is the real star.
They have merch, but it’s just a shirt and 60 followers.
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A pair of boys who film at Henry’s house, get ready with us, and still don’t know what being famous means.
They film at Henry’s house with Paddy, who thinks he’s famous.
They have a ‘get ready with us’ video where Henry wears lip gloss and acts like it’s a big deal.
They have 266 views and think they’re rich.
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