Padunka

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You poop and the big one comes back to sit on your junk like it's a throne.
My dog just did a padunka and I'm not even mad, I'm confused.
I woke up to a padunka and my morning coffee is now a question.
My brother did a padunka so hard, the toilet shook like it was in a fight.
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When your poop loops around and hits you in the junk like a surprise attack.
I had a padunka so bad, my pants got a second opinion.
My friend did a padunka and it looked like a big brown hat on his junk.
I tried to hide my padunka but my dog snorted it out.
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You poop and the big one turns around and sits on your junk like it's a new best friend.
I had a padunka so strong, my bed started to talk to me.
My kid did a padunka and it looked like a brown donut on his junk.
I did a padunka and the toilet was like, 'Hey, I know you.'
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