Paduckado

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That flappy piece of your zipper that peeks out when you sit down like you just got a wedgie from the devil

My pants looked like they had a tent in the middle of the lunch table

He sat down and the whole class saw his zipper's little finger

I had to stand up during math because my zipper was giving me a middle finger

The part of your zipper that pops out when you plop down like you’ve got a cock in your pants and you’re proud of it

I sat down and my zipper had a little party in my jeans

She walked in and saw my zipper giving her the side eye

My zipper had a little flag out and I was too scared to fix it

That little piece of your zipper that sticks out when you sit like you're showing off your junk to the whole world

He sat down and his zipper went on a solo trip

My zipper looked like it had a little tent in my pants

The whole bus saw my zipper giving a thumbs up