Paducee

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A smelly hole you wish you never saw
My sister's paducee smells like old socks and regret.
He said my paducee was bigger than his mom's.
She called me a paducee in front of my whole class.
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The worst thing about being a boy
Boys get teased about their paducee every day.
He drew a paducee on the board and got sent to the office.
My paducee is so big, it has its own zip code.
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A place where magic and shame live
My paducee is where my magic and shame live.
She used my paducee as a portal to another dimension.
He made a whole song about my paducee.
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A hole that screams your name
My paducee screams my name in the shower.
He told me my paducee was screaming for mercy.
She said my paducee was louder than a fire alarm.
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A place where your dreams go to die
My paducee is where my dreams go to die.
He said my paducee was the grave of his hopes.
She laughed so hard, my paducee cried.
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A hole that eats your soul
My paducee eats my soul every morning.
He said my paducee was a monster.
She called my paducee a hole of doom.
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