Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

They send each other hate messages online like they’re in a middle school battle royale.

@sarahisawholelotofcrap you’re just a side dish at a buffet

I bet you can’t even spell ‘slut’ without looking it up

Your face is so big it has its own ZIP code

by Slangipedia 14d ago

2

They sit around like they’re at a coffee shop and argue about who gets more attention from boys.

You’re just a backup dancer at a concert

I got a text from Jake last night and you didn’t even get a smiley face

You’re like a broken toaster, no one wants you

by Slangipedia 14d ago

3

They call each other names like they’re in a reality show and the only prize is humiliation.

You’re so fat you could be a couch

You’re so thin you look like a noodle

You’re like a broken record, always talking and never shutting up

by Slangipedia 14d ago

4

They talk nonstop like they’re on a never-ending podcast and no one is listening.

I could do better than you in a beauty pageant

You talk more than my mom at Thanksgiving

You’re like a parrot, just repeating the same stuff

by Slangipedia 14d ago

5

They have way too much time on their hands, like they’re paid to be annoying.

I could’ve been sleeping if I didn’t have to deal with you

You’re like a kid who never stops asking questions

You’re like a clock that only ticks on weekends

by Slangipedia 14d ago

6

They’re all fake, like they’re in a beauty commercial and no one knows the real them.

You’re like a fake smile at a party

You’re like a plastic bag, empty inside

You’re like a fake tan that’s just paint

by Slangipedia 14d ago

7

There’s no boys at either school, so they just argue about who’s the best at being fake.

You’re like a fake boy in a girl’s body

You’re just a boy in disguise

You’re like a boy who can’t even spell ‘girl’

by Slangipedia 14d ago

8

Both schools are in the middle of Wilmington and they’re like the best of enemies.

You’re like a rival team at a sports game

You’re like two cities fighting over a parking spot

You’re like the worst kind of siblings

by Slangipedia 14d ago

9

They all have rich friends, nerds, and sluts like they’re in a group chat that never ends.

You’re like a group chat that only talks about food

You’re like a group chat that only sends memes

You’re like a group chat that never shuts up

by Slangipedia 14d ago