Padtana

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A Padtana is a man who would eat your dog for breakfast and laugh while he did it. He doesn’t care if it’s your best friend or your ex.

My dog went missing. Turns out, my neighbor ate him. He said the meat was good.

He took my dog, cooked it, and called it a 'friendly gesture.'

My dog didn’t come home. I got a text: 'Your dog is now my dog.'

Padtana is the type of guy who takes your dog, boils it, and serves it with ketchup. He doesn’t even blink.

I called my dog. No answer. Then I got a text: 'Your dog is now my dinner.'

He took my dog, boiled it, and said it was a 'taste test.'

My dog didn’t come home. My neighbor said, 'He’s in the oven.'

A Padtana is a guy who’d take your dog, put it in a pot, and call it a 'family tradition.' He doesn’t even know what remorse is.

My dog was missing. My neighbor said, 'I just made a pot of dog stew.'

He took my dog, called it a 'taste of the wild,' and now I’m out $500.

I called my dog. He said, 'I’m in the kitchen. I’m being cooked.'