Padrino

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The Spanish word for Godfather, but also the guy who thinks he's the main event when he's just the side dish.
My uncle is a padrino. He thinks he's the main character in every family drama.
At the wedding, the padrino cried more than the bride.
He claims to be the godfather of 10 kids. Only 2 of them remember him.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy who plays poker like it's a religion, but his hands are worse than a blind man's guess.
He called a bet with two face cards. I felt sorry for his opponent.
He thinks he's a legend. He's just a legend of bad poker.
He lost $200 on a single hand. He still thinks he'll win back his money.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The king of cocaine, the man who made people rich and then made them disappear.
Pablo Escobar was the padrino of crime. He didn't just sell drugs, he sold fear.
He was the godfather of the drug trade, and he had a lot of enemies.
He was rich, powerful, and he got shot in the face. Classic padrino.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The Spanish word for Godfather, but it's also the guy who talks too much during Mass.
He was the padrino of the church. He prayed so loud, the priest had to yell back.
He said Mass for 30 years. He still talks during the sermon.
He tried to be the padrino of the family, but he took too long to say the blessing.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The Italian word for Godfather, but also the guy who thinks he’s the main character in every movie.
He claims to be the padrino of the movie. He was just in the background.
He thinks he’s the main guy. He’s the guy who got bumped off in the second act.
He was the padrino of the gang. He got killed by the guy who took the lead.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy who wants to be respected, but he still says ‘padrino’ like it’s a title instead of a name.
He calls himself padrino, but he still says ‘please’ when he asks for help.
He wants to be respected, but he still drinks too much and fights with his brother.
He’s the padrino of respect, but he still got thrown out of the bar.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A human who can’t live without a perianal abscess. It’s their life’s work.
He had 3 abscesses. He thinks he’s a god.
He’s the padrino of the abscess club. He got kicked out for being too loud.
He’s the only person who thinks a perianal abscess is a blessing.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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