Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Being the king of chill and having no idea what stress is

Yo, I woke up at 10 AM and still got time to eat three tacos.

I didn't even flinch when my dog ate my homework.

I took a nap during the final exam and still passed.

2

Living like you're already on vacation and your boss is just a suggestion

I showed up to work in pajamas and my boss said 'whatever.'

I took a lunch break that lasted three hours.

I left early because the coffee was bad.

3

So relaxed you could fall asleep in a hot dog and still be cool

I fell asleep during my math test and got a B because the teacher felt bad.

I took a nap in the middle of a party and nobody cared.

I ate a whole pizza and still had energy for a dance party.

4

You're so chill you could make a volcano erupt and still be cool

I laughed so hard during the earthquake that I got a sore side.

I didn't even blink when my dog ran away with my lunch.

I took a nap during the fire alarm and still woke up happy.

5

You're so laid-back you could turn a test into a nap and still pass

I took a nap during the spelling test and still spelled everything right.

I fell asleep during the science project and got an A.

I didn't even study and got a B.

6

You're so chill you could make a tornado and still be cool

I laughed so hard during the tornado that I got a sore stomach.

I didn't even flinch when the tornado hit my house.

I took a nap during the tornado and still woke up happy.