padraigh

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Padraighs are usually amazing people, but they're also really loud and think they're the smartest person in the room. They talk way too much and never shut up.
My cousin Padraigh tried to explain quantum physics at a BBQ. No one asked for it.
Padraigh said he invented the wheel. Then he said he invented the internet. Twice.
At the party, Padraigh talked for 45 minutes about his cat. His cat didn't even blink.
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Padraighs are like the kings of the conversation. They can talk your ear off and still think they're the best at it. They never let anyone else speak.
Padraigh interrupted my whole speech just to say he had a better one.
He started talking about his breakfast at 10 PM. I was tired.
He asked me a question, then answered it for me before I could speak.
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Padraighs are the kind of people who think they're the most important person in the world. They never listen and always think they're right.
Padraigh said the sky was green. I told him it was blue. He said I was wrong. He was right. Then he said he was the best.
He walked into the room and told everyone their lives were boring.
He told me I couldn't be cool unless I agreed with him.
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