Padraig Ferguso

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A guy so hot he made the president blush and the prime minister cry like a baby

The president tried to flirt with him and got rejected. He looked like a kicked puppy.

The prime minister cried during a meeting because Padraig looked at him.

He walked into a room and the whole world forgot how to breathe.

A guy so good-looking, even the moon does a double take when he walks by

The moon asked him out on a date. He said no.

He passed by and the stars started a fight over who was the best.

He walked past the moon and it fell out of the sky.

A guy so handsome, he made the president’s hair stand on end and the prime minister’s beard fall off

The president tried to impress him and ended up with a bad hair day.

The prime minister’s beard fell off during a speech. Everyone laughed.

He walked in and the room got so quiet, you could hear a squirrel sneeze.