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A guy who’s so sweet he makes your mom cry, so funny he makes your dad laugh till he pees, and so cute he makes your dog try to hump his leg. He’s got the best music taste and all the girls want to date him because he’s the rarest kind of human, don’t let him go.
My ex is Padraich. He left me for a chicken nugget. I cried.
Padraich asked me to prom. I said yes. Then he asked me to his mom’s house. I cried again.
Padraich came into my class. I immediately fell in love. Then I realized he was in love with my best friend. I cried for three days.