PADOTs (pronounced padote)

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PADOTs is a guy who acts like he’s smart but is actually a brain-dead chode who thinks he’s the main character in every sexual story. He’s usually the one who gets blown and doesn’t realize it.
My ex was a PADOT. He thought he was the king of the castle, but I blew him and he didn’t even notice.
That guy in the bar kept talking about his ‘big ideas’, turns out he’s a PADOT.
My cousin is a PADOT. He asked me for advice on life, then proceeded to blow my sister.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A PADOT is a man who’s too lazy to think, too proud to admit he’s wrong, and too dumb to know he’s being f***ed. He’s the human version of a broken toaster.
He tried to flirt with my mom and got f***ed by her. Classic PADOT move.
That guy in my class is a PADOT. He failed math and still thinks he’s the best at everything.
He talked about his ‘big dreams’, then got f***ed by his girlfriend and never said a word.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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PADOTs are guys who think they’re hot stuff but are actually just a bunch of flaky chodes who can’t even handle a little blow and fornication.
He said he was going to be a legend. Turns out he’s a PADOT who got f***ed by a teenager.
My brother’s a PADOT. He tried to impress my sister, but she blew him and he cried.
That guy at the gym is a PADOT. He flexed like a boss, but I f***ed him and he didn’t even flinch.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A PADOT is a guy who thinks he’s the king of everything but is actually just a broken man with a weak brain and a weak penis. He’s the human version of a sad trombone.
He tried to win my heart with his ‘big plans’, then got f***ed and forgot about them.
That guy at work is a PADOT. He talked about his ‘big ideas’ and then got f***ed by his boss.
My neighbor is a PADOT. He bragged about his ‘big life’, then got f***ed by his dog.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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PADOTs are men who act like they’re smart but are really just lazy chodes who can’t handle the simplest of blowjobs and fornication.
He tried to impress my sister with his ‘big brain’, then got f***ed and ran away.
That guy at the park is a PADOT. He said he was the best, but I f***ed him and he cried.
My friend is a PADOT. He talked about his ‘big dreams’, then got f***ed and forgot about them.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A PADOT is a man who thinks he’s the center of the universe but is actually just a f***ed-up chode with a broken brain and a broken heart.
He talked about his ‘big life’, then got f***ed and cried like a baby.
That guy at the party is a PADOT. He thought he was cool, but I f***ed him and he ran out.
My cousin is a PADOT. He bragged about his ‘big plans’, then got f***ed and never said a word.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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