Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stretchy, smelly piece of fabric that wraps around your hair like a prison sentence.

My hair looked like a raccoon got hit by a train. #PadookieFail

I used a padookie so my ponytail didn’t look like a dying dog.

That padookie was so old it had a life of its own.

2

A glorified hair tie that thinks it’s the king of the bathroom.

I tied my hair with a padookie and it still looked like a failed science experiment.

I used a padookie and it fell off. My hair was now a wild beast.

My padookie was so tight it gave me a headache and a new nickname.

3

A tornado that hits Paducah, Texas like it’s owed money.

That tornado came out of nowhere and hit my sandwich. #PadookieDestruction

The padookie was so strong it made my mom cry and my dog run away.

My house got hit by a padookie and now it’s a cave.

4

A sneaky game where you try to make someone jerk off without them knowing.

I played padookie with my brother and he thought he was winning. He wasn’t.

My friend tried to play padookie on me, and I knew he was up to no good.

We played padookie in the dark, and when the lights came on, he was red-faced and I was laughing.

5

A simple piece of fabric that holds your hair up and your sanity together.

I used a padookie and my hair stayed up. My sanity? Not so much.

That padookie was my only hope of looking decent.

Without a padookie, I looked like I had been in a fight with a raccoon.

6

When you poop in a trash can and use a sock to wipe your butt like it’s a fashion statement.

I did a padookie in the park and my sock was now a sock of shame.

My friend did a padookie and it was so bad, the trash can cried.

I did a padookie and now my sock smells like a dead rat.