Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so drunk you can’t tell your pants from your face and your brain is doing the Macarena.

I padoogled so hard I tried to kiss my fridge.

He padoogled at the bar and yelled 'I’m not a kid, I’m a god!'

She padoogled so much she tried to text her ex with her toes.

2

When you’re so wasted you think the toilet is a party and you’re the DJ.

I padoogled and tried to dance on a ceiling fan.

He padoogled and cried because his pizza was 'disrespected.'

She padoogled and tried to explain quantum physics to a dog.

3

When you’re so drunk you think your friend is a sock and you’re arguing with your blender.

I padoogled and tried to eat my shoes for dinner.

He padoogled and told his mom he was the president of Mars.

She padoogled and tried to marry a cereal box.

4

When you’re so drunk you think you’re a superhero and your pants are your cape.

I padoogled and tried to fly off a couch.

He padoogled and screamed 'I am invincible!' at a stop sign.

She padoogled and tried to fight a vacuum cleaner.

5

When you’re so wasted you think your friend is a ghost and you’re fighting your shadow.

I padoogled and tried to summon a pizza with my mind.

He padoogled and yelled at his reflection for no reason.

She padoogled and tried to whisper secrets to a plant.