Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the kind of high that makes you think you’re a god and your pants are holy

I just smoked so much weed I think my shoes are made of clouds.

My mom called me and I told her I was going to heaven.

I tried to do a cartwheel and fell into a trash can.

2

when you’re so high you think your dog is talking to you and it’s judging you

My dog just looked at me like I failed life.

I told my dog I was going to be rich and he wagged his tail like he believed me.

He stared at me and I started crying.

3

the feeling when you’re so spaced out you think your fridge is a portal to another dimension

I opened the fridge and saw a dragon.

I tried to grab a sandwich and it flew away.

I told my fridge I was coming back next week.

4

when your brain is so fried it thinks your neighbor is a wizard and your cat is a spy

My neighbor just waved at me like he was casting a spell.

My cat was watching me like he was taking notes.

I told my neighbor I was going to steal his magic.

5

when you’re so high you think your bed is a spaceship and your blanket is a passport

I tried to launch my bed into space.

I used my blanket to travel to Mars.

I told my bed it was time for takeoff.

6

when you’re so out of your mind you think your pizza is a message from the future

I ate my pizza and it told me I was going to be rich.

I told my pizza it was a time machine.

I threw my pizza in the air and it flew away.