Padonk

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A super round butt that wiggles like a jelly donut. It can also be the loud, bouncy sound of a butt moving like it’s trying to escape.
My cousin's padonk is so big, it looks like it's gonna take flight.
She twerked so hard, I heard a padonk in the next town.
He tried to sit down, but his padonk made a loud boom.
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The loud, meaty splash of a huge turd hitting the toilet like a cannonball. You know it's coming when you hear that 'padonk' followed by a cold water surprise.
He let one rip and the padonk echoed through the whole house.
I heard a padonk so loud, I thought the toilet was on fire.
She didn’t even flush, just let it drop with a big old padonk.
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A stupid mistake so bad, it makes everyone laugh. Like when you trip over your own foot and fall into a pile of spaghetti.
He called his mom ‘dad’ and it was the worst padonk ever.
She wore socks with sandals and the whole class laughed like it was a padonk.
He tried to do a magic trick and it ended up being the biggest padonk of the year.
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